The Pact

So me and my best friend were (past tense) having some issues with some girls so we decided to make a pact. We decided not to get "emotionally attached" to anyone until May 28th. I know its really short but we didnt want to be over ambitious and go for a whole year cold turkey so we're taking baby steps. This is probably the second or third time we had the same pact! haha So right now im super bitter so i thought that i'd list some things i've learned in the last 20 years.

1. Girls are evil.
2. Girls dont know what they want, they only know what they DONT want.
3. "No really, I'm fine." in girl talk really means "I'm saving this one for later fight."
4. Dont go on double dates, if you have to make sure the other guys a prick to his girl.
5. If 8 out of 10 tweets are about how much you hate your bf/gf its time to break up.
6. BEWARE of big sunglasses, they can make a mediocre 6 look like a solid 8.5!
7. Dont be outdo yourself on the first date or else you'll have to live up to that forever.
8. There is no such thing as a perfect couple.
9. Frenching your girlfriend for the first time in front of your whole school is a bad idea.
10. Dont go on blind dates set up by your on of your ex's.
11. Dont talk about how you use to go bowling all the time with your ex when you take your gf bowling.
12. Couple shirts are stupid.
13. If your girl doesnt want to take pictures with you its probably not the best sign.
14. Theres no such thing as a once sided relationship, thats not a relationship.
15. Emo songs start making sense when you break up with your girlfriend.
16. Dont just settle for someone cause youre lonely, you'll just end up regretting it or cheating.
17. Be honest.
18. Its better to be with the "right girl" rather than the "better" one.
19. When youre sprung everything feels like "love", get an outside perspective.
20. My wife is gonna be smoking HOT!


... ladies feel free to correct me if im wrong :)